"Are you? Just wait until you google me," Nyx grinned. "The British
tabloids would have you believe I'm a diva and a tart to boot- But only
half the stories are true. ...Alright, maybe slightly more than half. For
example, the story about how I left that TV presenter a top hat full of
kittens outside his hotel room while high as a kite did, in fact, happen.
So did the thing where I threatened to throw myself in front of a train on
the underground- But the thing about taking a piss in the middle of Harrods
definitely didn't. I'm a very friendly drunk, I would have at least found a
plant pot. ...If you do rally for me, you should know it's only a matter of
time before all that gets dragged over here."
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Date: 2025-01-13 09:49 pm (UTC)"Are you? Just wait until you google me," Nyx grinned. "The British tabloids would have you believe I'm a diva and a tart to boot- But only half the stories are true. ...Alright, maybe slightly more than half. For example, the story about how I left that TV presenter a top hat full of kittens outside his hotel room while high as a kite did, in fact, happen. So did the thing where I threatened to throw myself in front of a train on the underground- But the thing about taking a piss in the middle of Harrods definitely didn't. I'm a very friendly drunk, I would have at least found a plant pot. ...If you do rally for me, you should know it's only a matter of time before all that gets dragged over here."