"Not tired? Then let me tell you a tale," Willy replied, taking a breath.

"Once, there was an elf price. The most beautiful, with hair the colour of silver moonlight and eyes as black as obsidian. Our prince one day decided he was bored of all the delights of the palace and set out into the wylds to seek pleasure. First, he found a sprite who offered him mushrooms of all colours of the rainbow. He ate them and opened his mind to the many pleasures of the world..."